Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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