Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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