Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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