so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
