I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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