she woke up with a sticky ear
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
my poor anus
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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