This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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