People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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