it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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