I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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