i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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