did you get engaged???
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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