i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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