Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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