I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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