can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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