if i died would you start the facebook group?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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