we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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