Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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