just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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