I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I got chris browned last night
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
