we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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