I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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