the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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