And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
That accounts for only three of the penises
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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