Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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