Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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