we're blogging at a bar
literally had 100 drinks last night.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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