So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
