No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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