im drinking this country out of the recession.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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