Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
where does the pee come out of this thing
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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