i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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