How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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