but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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