so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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