i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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