is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We smell like vodka and hangover
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