Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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