so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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