Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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