I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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