Porn is love you can see.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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