I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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