I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
last night I used snow as a chaser
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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