I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize