You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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