Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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