brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
youre lurking in front of me
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Congratulations! We have a period
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