Kiss
Puke
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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