drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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