i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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