Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I want to be your penis for a week.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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