I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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