well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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