Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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