I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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